epic-humor:

Why you should always sleep with a teddy bear

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(Source: mollyr033)

Wow. i just saw one of the best blogs ever and then it all of a sudden disappeared

-_-

"It can’t be any harder than this… I mean, If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I… I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time… I never would have stopped."

Mike (F.r.i.e.n.d.s)

<3

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Ellen

Guess who’s going to be on Ellen next week!!!
     STEVEN TYLERRR!!!!!!! <3

"Chandler: What else you got? Magazines, Diretoes… Condoms?
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, you don’t know how long where going to be in here. We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?"

"Dr. Ross Geller: Hi!
Rachel Green: What are you doing here? Isn’t this against the rules?
Dr. Ross Geller: Look. Monica told me about the phasing out thing. I’m the one who is making things change, so I should be the one to, you know, step back.
Rachel Green: [interrupting] Ross…
Dr. Ross Geller: No, I mean it. There’s plenty of people who only see their sisters at Thanksgiving, who only see their college roommates at reunions and who only see Joey at Burger King! So is that better?
Rachel Green: [long pause] No it’s not better! I still don’t get to see you!
Dr. Ross Geller: Well, what would you do, Rach?
Rachel Green: Well, the start is I would have said the right name at my wedding!"

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